When we're walking through the mall people say "man, you're lucky,
Your wife sure does look like a million bucks."
As I look back at them, I can't help but grin,
"Yes, you're right, she's as solid as a rebuilt truck."
She's got the look of a woman at least half her age,
And she should for all the money that we owe.
Cause her face has been lifted, her tummy has been tucked,
Her right boob alone cost plenty of dough.
She's my million dollar baby, but she belongs to someone else;
Yeah, frankencard should be her middle name.
We've financed so many dang body parts from the people at mastercard
That the only thing I recognized just changed.
Middle -4 bars-
Modern science may be wonderful, but I think it sucks;
Technology isn't worth a damn.
Lord I liked the way her nose was, but she had it changed;
Mine cost less when I broke it in a poker game
Yeah, she looks like an angel, but I look like hell,
I keep ageing while she's as fresh as spring;
And when they dump me in my grave, I know someone will say,
"That's what he gets for chasing those sweet young things."
She's my million dollar baby, but she belongs to someone else;
Yeah, frankencard should be her middle name.
We've financed so many dang body parts from the people at mastercard
That the only thing I recognized just changed.