My wife and I get along just great after all these years,
And when my friends ask me how its done;
I tell them to go buy a case of ice cold beer,
And come on over Sundays about one....
And then we'll watch football and drink that beer,
And have another beer when she yells and shouts;
I'll say "I'm not asking you to love me, dear,
Just put up with me til I pass out."
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Well, I fin'ly figured out just what a husband is,
The jackass that carries the groceries home,
But after we've been married for at least a year,
All husbands develop habits of their own.
That's why we watch football and drink that beer,
And have another beer when you yell and shout;
No, we're not asking you to love us, dear,
Just put up with us til we pass out.
No, I'm not asking you to love me, dear,
Just put up with me til I pass out.